2008 Woodie Awards
Top reason why the university should stop its asinine alcohol campaigns: because nobody has proven they actually work. The university recently launched a new campaign to curb underage drinking, mirroring its former "Top 10 reasons not to get drunk" initiative.
When University President David P. Roselle told the community he could do nothing to remove Bob Huber from campus, many students were outraged. He told them that Huber, a physics TA who was outed as a white supremacist, was harmless since he kept his radical opinions off campus.
So, seniors are at the five-week countdown until our dreaded graduation date and I've started thinking about what life after graduation will really entail. When I close my eyes and picture my "freshman year of life," I see a job, moving out of my parent's house, hopefully a decent paycheck and obviously a Facebook account and instant messenger - right? This is the perfect pre-graduation time to ask the big question: when is it time to sign off for good? One day during my usual procrastination routine of browsing profiles and away messages, I came across a Facebook profile for a high school friend who, as I saw, recently became engaged.
In three years on campus, I've seen lots of girls growing their hair longer so they can donate a bit of it to charities that make wigs for cancer patients. However, it isn't just cancer patients that need wigs. There are other diseases that cause or involve hair loss - trichotillomania, for example.
In the March 21 issue of The Review, sophomore Lauren Buchanan commented that "People that are religious view abortion as murder and people that go to church just take what the church teaches them." Thank you, Lauren. I see so clearly now that the long-raging debate on abortion is due solely to silly religious churchgoers and their inability to make decisions on their own.
